Woke up, half asleep, opened the door to the bathroom and my heart dropped down to my balls. Well played, roommate
lmao so my friend finally made a tumblr and this happened… @squidword u got a new fan hehe
School nurse: Girl, what’s wrong?
Student: I’ve been stabbed!
Nurse: I’ll get you some crackers.
Student: I’m dyin!
Nurse: Ah! And a peppermint too! Why you so needy, dang…
tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it’s literally everything except for the songs i dont like